This is my page. My name is Colin. The picture on the right isn't that lad called Krang from the Ninja Turtles, but actually myself cunningly disguised as him.
Don't expect any ground-breaking coverage and insight from me. I'll mostly be ranting about things that don't matter.
Like the Halifax adverts. Working in a radio station, I know those things would never happen. They don't talk into the microphone, and they're allowed open-containers with hot liquid inside. Yeah, you laugh now love, but you won't be when your boss sacks you for carelessly causing thousands of pounds worth of damage.
Also, I don't like raisins, mushrooms, tomatoes, nappy adverts, slow drivers, mothers with prams, Michael Winner, Piers Morgan, red wine, or Roxy Music.
I also have small eyes.
Don't forget to subscribe to Colin's Blog Feed so you never miss a post.
Now then, on with the thoughts. You'll find all my musings under this intro.
Never liked the fella really. His acting style annoys me. EVERY time he says a line, he looks up from the ground – what’s so damn interesting about the ground?! And that’s before I even mention the whole ‘putting shades … Continue reading
Now some people seem to think I’m funny. I’m one of those people. I make myself laugh on a regular basis. It wasn’t always the case though. I remember when I was five, I decided to come up with a … Continue reading
